Why does this look like crap?

I'm sure the show itself will be fine, but this ad campaign looks like crap. Which is odd, considering it's Marvel. Couldn't they just get one of their artists to draw up something sweet? This looks like a middleschooler did it with Photoshop Elements.

http://spidermanonbroadway.marvel.com/

Fwd: Robocop in GI Joe Movie?!

Seriously?

http://images.wizarduniverse.com/WizardUniverse/nytf2009/gijoe/Accelerator-Suit-Duke-Figure.jpg

It's an action figure of "Accelerator Suit Duke". Not sure if/how it'll appear in the film, but man it looks alot like ole Murphy...

Antiques Roadshow 2550

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900247

Watchmen Widget

Epic Peanut Butter & Jelly

Phil:

Ok, I'm trying to decide if this is epicly awesome, or just annoying:

http://www.holytaco.com/extreme-peanut-butter-and-jelly-sandwich-making

Mike: A little of both.

Portal Gun Prop

Pretty inspiring.

http://volpinprops.blogspot.com/2009/01/testing.html

Ok so,

This is why Obama will be awesome.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3663/picture16jc9.png

This is why the Japanese are weird.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWqIJk3bfqkz5HkLn5trSsM2zfhjWpkCX8YzNSLLISyjyRcTFQjovLTUC9FsbwqgGcYv6CgbNuyBJblclqLpDSJZLtGyoxXACd8hOwfqXG-Q33IV3eFwMj3QWz_nmNys9vrtEdPq7_W9Gb/s1600-h/WTF_toy.jpg

And this is Deathcot.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghZR93XiaRG4l2stqEKL4asHj9rY7-qDN9ieo6Dujyk5rh-ljMqlqF58GbuUQW2q17tIWNRta2gcRpRb3OVwyT1lDTUfdjTxuQhigC7eBD3X41hhxjqvy21mRXEY5tJmWMsYZHO5iOPJOI/s1600-h/slide1029.jpg
From JimSpace

Mike:

I trust anyone who can tame, own, and ride a narwhale.

Is she peeing, pooping, or farting fire on Ultraman? On second thought, I don't want to know. I want to put that image out of my mind as quickly as possible. Also, that would never happen to Ultraman. He doesn't take anything from women.

Lastly, I'm all for Deathcot. When will it be fully operational? And will there still be a ride inside that's narrated by Judie Dench?