Victorian Flesh Eaters.

As an English Major, I do have a taste for great literature.  Slaughterhouse Five.  Lolita.  Notes From Underground.  Leaves of Grass.  There's some great stuff, but not everything strikes my fancy.  Some stuff, namely Jane Austen for this particular example, needs a little more spice added to it.  That's why humanity did this:   http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347/ref=pd_ts_zbw_b_86_1?pf_rd_p=467320751&pf_rd_s=right-5&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=507846&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=07BKDPBD1JPEQTZYGZX4   Now, if they could get some zombies to eat those dumb Twilight kids.